Day 5: The Bf And His Bf

I woke up very normal, like I always do. I didn't feel effected by the prophecy from last night. The buzz wore off but I still believe in it though....

Today me and my besty Nige are meeting but he told me a few days upfront that his boyfriend (who I still had to meet) had this friend they wanted too hook me up with, right... Uhm... I'm not really a fan of meeting someone before seeing them? But he assured me that he was cute and totally my type, right...

Anyways he called me in the morning saying that the date was off but that we were still meeting, I'm like sure so imma be the third wheel on ya'lls whatever. Anyways Nige lives all the damn way in Northampton and I was dead ass broke (£20) so he came and picked me up (with the train) and we went all the way to Birmingham to go get his BF and then go back to go Northampton?! I was tired of all this damn traveling and after a lil 3 hours we finally arrived at the house.

First Impressions of the boyfriend: Shock! He was short, looked really young (he apparently shaved), skinny and totally not my best friends INITIAL type...
I've seen pictures of him but my impression of him from there lead me to think he was tall, a bit muscular, a bit more masculine in the face and older. This was the exact opposite! Like I always say: "some people know how to make good pictures of themselves" but he wasn't ugly or anything, he was cute if your into that and he has a nice personality, someone I can be friends with.

When we arrived at the house it was just fun and games till we got drunk! Then the hornyness came out in me! I was so frustrated my fucking blind date called off! Apparently he made other plans *rolls eyes* anyways I just endured while Nige and his BF were grindin to a whole bunch of songs playin from iTunes. Untill Nige and his boyfriend come grinding on me, whisper the song to me, biting my neck and ears and then all of a sudden the BF takes my chin and turns my head and softly comes in to kiss me!

He came in so close our lips barely touched but still made that kissy sound. Nige froze in shock looking at us... He didn't actually see us because he was in my neck on the other side. So he just heard the sound. He was like did ya'll kiss?! I'm like NO! Then the BF was like NO I WOULD NEVER! Then Nige fell to the floor laughing just shaking his head. Me and the bf smoke so we went outside to smoke. Talking bout first impressions and the kiss.

He was saying that he didn't do it on purpose and didn't meant to kiss me but wanted to go to my neck but didn't properly aim... BITCH PLEASE LOL that was such a lame excuse and I told him that. I mean come on u might have pulled back but not because ur lips touched mines but because your lips made a sound that's why. His lips didn't FALL on mines they MOVED towards and MOVED ON it.

Anyways after we went back inside we danced a lil, sorta had a 3man party and Nige and his BF were trying me! Grinding on me one by one and making grinding trains LOL But the funny thing is that Nige's BF (yes I won't give him a name because I won't mention him again after this I think, so no need) is a vers/top but he loves actin like a total bottom! LOL he was trying so hard saying stuff like show me how you do it, bring out the yardie in you... He shouldnt have said that cuz now the jamaican in me has to show himself, LOL. So I Lifted him up and grindin him in 3 diff air positions!

When we went for the second smoke we was talking bout my "pleasing" skills. He was saying like that I know how to please boys and not MEN, men meaning "boys" like him... I was flicking my fro and in shock he was saying this. I asked him where he based this on but he couldn't say much more than "I'm not saying your not good cuz I can see you got skills but you need to know who u pleasing and tune into that, you can't please a man, just boys and I am a man" obviously alcohol is at game too here because before all this he told me his exes were tall skinny lightskinned dudes and you may have noticed I'm not lightskinned BUT the tall and skinny part IS me so being a lil hazey of the alcohol and it being night, he might be getting the wrong ideas so I told him "uhm that's the thing your talking in general while you only mean yourself, I am not intending to know you like that so if I'm lacking in any part of the flirting&grinding game its cuz I do not wish to know you like that, your my best friends boyfriend. And trust me if I wanted to please you I could because I left all the MEN I've been with with a smile on their face"

After that we went inside danced again and this time the bf just took my pants off?! He was like strip and pushed Nige next to me. If I take off my pants you guys gotta strip. Right.... I was ready for bed at that point because I know when I get horny!!!! LORD HAVE MERCY! So we went to bed and yes something else happened

So Nige gets me a duvet and pillow to sleep on the couch and they were supposed to sleep upstairs in the bed. So when they were supposed to go up the bf was like imma stay here with Tonii and he got under the Duvet (I was already laying on the couch under it) and went in my nook (sex and the city watchers know what I mean) so uhm Nige went upstairs to go freshen up for bed and the bf just fell asleep on me in the 5 minutes and I was like whatever so I tried to fall asleep during the whole thing and at a certain point Nige comes down and has to PULL his husband out of the couch and drag him upstairs going to bed with my comment:

"Be safe I don't want grandchildren yet!"

Not knowing they wouldn't be having sex that night...