I woke up very normal, like I always do. I didn't feel effected by the prophecy from last night. The buzz wore off but I still believe in it though....
Today me and my besty Nige are meeting but he told me a few days upfront that his boyfriend (who I still had to meet) had this friend they wanted too hook me up with, right... Uhm... I'm not really a fan of meeting someone before seeing them? But he assured me that he was cute and totally my type, right...
Anyways he called me in the morning saying that the date was off but that we were still meeting, I'm like sure so imma be the third wheel on ya'lls whatever. Anyways Nige lives all the damn way in Northampton and I was dead ass broke (£20) so he came and picked me up (with the train) and we went all the way to Birmingham to go get his BF and then go back to go Northampton?! I was tired of all this damn traveling and after a lil 3 hours we finally arrived at the house.
First Impressions of the boyfriend: Shock! He was short, looked really young (he apparently shaved), skinny and totally not my best friends INITIAL type...
I've seen pictures of him but my impression of him from there lead me to think he was tall, a bit muscular, a bit more masculine in the face and older. This was the exact opposite! Like I always say: "some people know how to make good pictures of themselves" but he wasn't ugly or anything, he was cute if your into that and he has a nice personality, someone I can be friends with.
When we arrived at the house it was just fun and games till we got drunk! Then the hornyness came out in me! I was so frustrated my fucking blind date called off! Apparently he made other plans *rolls eyes* anyways I just endured while Nige and his BF were grindin to a whole bunch of songs playin from iTunes. Untill Nige and his boyfriend come grinding on me, whisper the song to me, biting my neck and ears and then all of a sudden the BF takes my chin and turns my head and softly comes in to kiss me!
He came in so close our lips barely touched but still made that kissy sound. Nige froze in shock looking at us... He didn't actually see us because he was in my neck on the other side. So he just heard the sound. He was like did ya'll kiss?! I'm like NO! Then the BF was like NO I WOULD NEVER! Then Nige fell to the floor laughing just shaking his head. Me and the bf smoke so we went outside to smoke. Talking bout first impressions and the kiss.
He was saying that he didn't do it on purpose and didn't meant to kiss me but wanted to go to my neck but didn't properly aim... BITCH PLEASE LOL that was such a lame excuse and I told him that. I mean come on u might have pulled back but not because ur lips touched mines but because your lips made a sound that's why. His lips didn't FALL on mines they MOVED towards and MOVED ON it.
Anyways after we went back inside we danced a lil, sorta had a 3man party and Nige and his BF were trying me! Grinding on me one by one and making grinding trains LOL But the funny thing is that Nige's BF (yes I won't give him a name because I won't mention him again after this I think, so no need) is a vers/top but he loves actin like a total bottom! LOL he was trying so hard saying stuff like show me how you do it, bring out the yardie in you... He shouldnt have said that cuz now the jamaican in me has to show himself, LOL. So I Lifted him up and grindin him in 3 diff air positions!
When we went for the second smoke we was talking bout my "pleasing" skills. He was saying like that I know how to please boys and not MEN, men meaning "boys" like him... I was flicking my fro and in shock he was saying this. I asked him where he based this on but he couldn't say much more than "I'm not saying your not good cuz I can see you got skills but you need to know who u pleasing and tune into that, you can't please a man, just boys and I am a man" obviously alcohol is at game too here because before all this he told me his exes were tall skinny lightskinned dudes and you may have noticed I'm not lightskinned BUT the tall and skinny part IS me so being a lil hazey of the alcohol and it being night, he might be getting the wrong ideas so I told him "uhm that's the thing your talking in general while you only mean yourself, I am not intending to know you like that so if I'm lacking in any part of the flirting&grinding game its cuz I do not wish to know you like that, your my best friends boyfriend. And trust me if I wanted to please you I could because I left all the MEN I've been with with a smile on their face"
After that we went inside danced again and this time the bf just took my pants off?! He was like strip and pushed Nige next to me. If I take off my pants you guys gotta strip. Right.... I was ready for bed at that point because I know when I get horny!!!! LORD HAVE MERCY! So we went to bed and yes something else happened
So Nige gets me a duvet and pillow to sleep on the couch and they were supposed to sleep upstairs in the bed. So when they were supposed to go up the bf was like imma stay here with Tonii and he got under the Duvet (I was already laying on the couch under it) and went in my nook (sex and the city watchers know what I mean) so uhm Nige went upstairs to go freshen up for bed and the bf just fell asleep on me in the 5 minutes and I was like whatever so I tried to fall asleep during the whole thing and at a certain point Nige comes down and has to PULL his husband out of the couch and drag him upstairs going to bed with my comment:
"Be safe I don't want grandchildren yet!"
Not knowing they wouldn't be having sex that night...
Friday, July 30, 2010
Thursday, July 29, 2010
*Day 1, 2, 3 & 4: "Tonii's Bridge Is Falling Down"
Its been a long time since I've updated...
Last time was the last day of Miami. Its a shame I've been neglecting the blog but I'm back and this time I'm blogging from LONDON, yes! But before we begin I have to summarize the past events leading up to this moment! Here goes:
-Me and Pariah finally broke up for real.
-I enrolled for school but am doubting to go due to money problems
-I'm dating this new guy let's call him Jay and were getting pretty serious.
-I've been having a writersblock for months
-and on a personal fun note I've been enjoying the art of Cooking!
So that's what my life has been looking like lately, work, cooking, dating and clubbin.
Now back to London. I had 3 delays flying with Easyjet from Amsterdam to London! I hate them... In one of them I decided to go to McDonalds yes I know, why make the damn mistake twice and miss my flight again! LOL I bought my food and ran to a screen and ate in front of it until my gate was announced so I def wouldn't miss it this time (read previous blog!) So I slept in the plane which took 45 minutes to get into London. So my mom picked me up from 1 of the 5 or 6 airports London has and brought me home but before that we stopped to go grocery shopping. Tesco's (uk equivalent to Wall Mart) I love that store and after that we went to get "Chicken&Chips". Contrary to what people think, more people get CHICKEN and chips instead of the stereotypical and cliche "Fish&Chips" especially black people LOL.
Well to skip the boring part I babysat the first and second night, and the 3rd evening.
BUT on the 3rd night I got company from my London Lover I've known him for 3 years now. We just have this chemistry and every time we see each other it just explodes LOL let's call him JD. So he came to see me that night while my mom was at this church convention that will be taking the place the whole 2 weeks I'm staying over. it was good seeying him and that explosion I was talking bout happened in the living room LOL I couldn't take it so I told him that its better if we go to his, so we did.
Amazin Night, Amazin Morning...
So after a lil while of chillin I had to go home because I couldn't get out of not going to church today (even though its a friday) so I'm at church now writing this. Being bored as usual. Waiting for the main service to begin. My mom came in early cuz she's one of the usher's during the convention. While we waiting and people start coming in one by one, this woman takes the mic and starts praying for us and preaching. Ok nice... Then she starts talking bout the blood of jezus. And screams:
THE BLOOD, THE BLOOD, THE BLOOD, THE BLOOD!
LOL I swear I died when she did that and I also made a lil vid of her while she was talking in tongues, Hilarious! I don't like it when people do that I always laugh and people hate me for laughing at it but it just tickles my funny bone I'm sorry!
Anywho Lauren America just arrived. She still gonna be my babymomma. She fine like a bitch! Sorry for cussing in the house of the lord/elementary school.
(I can't remember if I posted the blog where I was in church in London last time when I first mentioned her)
*Important SideNote: my Laptop gave up on me after a year and a half of loyal Service =(
And now I'm just waiting for the drama to start people to get white blankets thrown over them, hearing people speak in tongues, and people bumping their heads while they tryna feel the holy spirit. And now they singing standing and dancing. I'm sorry but I do NOT like Gospel music. I just don't. Its just a repetition of a line or 2or 3 for 5 minutes flowing over to a next song sounding like 1 long drama...
There's this really cute guy sittin behind me! He dark skinned, wearing jordan (turn on!) And grey skinnies with a yellow hoodie. And he hovering me and my fro the whole time LOL
The service for the rest was ok! And the most interesting part was that me and my mother got a prophecy by the prophet attending/hosting the convention. Well it wasn't too hard to pick me out of the bunch I'm 1 of the tallest (even sitting down) and I had an afro as big as the moon. Anyways he came up to me after a while and asked me why I didn't go to church that much, true! I don't go to church that often and told him I don't get the chance too. Then he said I should make this my resident church and should be here every Sunday. After that I had to get up and he told me in keylines:
- I will prosper and the oil of Jesus will drip on my head
- Millions will come to me at a young age
- the lord is seeing all the ideas in my head and they are good
- and that when I get rich I shouldn't forget about him and the church LOL
So imma be a millionaire at a young age... I really want it to happen LOL and I've been dreaming bout it, so now I just have to make it happen.
Church ended at 1am and I was mad hungry!!!!! So I attacked the Doritos bag I brought with me while I went through the whole "OMG (pointing at me and my mom) is that ur brother" act we get from most of the church people that don't know me... LOL me and my moms are the same length look alike and are pretty (so I've heard, u know I'm not the one to brag)
In the car on our way home we discussed our prophecies because right after me my mom got 1 too. He said that she's unhappily in a marriage now and that the wedding was rushed and that she had 3 men disappoint her in her life but she will find a God fearing guy and have the wedding she dreamed of. So I guess it was a good night for the family...
Last time was the last day of Miami. Its a shame I've been neglecting the blog but I'm back and this time I'm blogging from LONDON, yes! But before we begin I have to summarize the past events leading up to this moment! Here goes:
-Me and Pariah finally broke up for real.
-I enrolled for school but am doubting to go due to money problems
-I'm dating this new guy let's call him Jay and were getting pretty serious.
-I've been having a writersblock for months
-and on a personal fun note I've been enjoying the art of Cooking!
So that's what my life has been looking like lately, work, cooking, dating and clubbin.
Now back to London. I had 3 delays flying with Easyjet from Amsterdam to London! I hate them... In one of them I decided to go to McDonalds yes I know, why make the damn mistake twice and miss my flight again! LOL I bought my food and ran to a screen and ate in front of it until my gate was announced so I def wouldn't miss it this time (read previous blog!) So I slept in the plane which took 45 minutes to get into London. So my mom picked me up from 1 of the 5 or 6 airports London has and brought me home but before that we stopped to go grocery shopping. Tesco's (uk equivalent to Wall Mart) I love that store and after that we went to get "Chicken&Chips". Contrary to what people think, more people get CHICKEN and chips instead of the stereotypical and cliche "Fish&Chips" especially black people LOL.
Well to skip the boring part I babysat the first and second night, and the 3rd evening.
BUT on the 3rd night I got company from my London Lover I've known him for 3 years now. We just have this chemistry and every time we see each other it just explodes LOL let's call him JD. So he came to see me that night while my mom was at this church convention that will be taking the place the whole 2 weeks I'm staying over. it was good seeying him and that explosion I was talking bout happened in the living room LOL I couldn't take it so I told him that its better if we go to his, so we did.
Amazin Night, Amazin Morning...
So after a lil while of chillin I had to go home because I couldn't get out of not going to church today (even though its a friday) so I'm at church now writing this. Being bored as usual. Waiting for the main service to begin. My mom came in early cuz she's one of the usher's during the convention. While we waiting and people start coming in one by one, this woman takes the mic and starts praying for us and preaching. Ok nice... Then she starts talking bout the blood of jezus. And screams:
THE BLOOD, THE BLOOD, THE BLOOD, THE BLOOD!
LOL I swear I died when she did that and I also made a lil vid of her while she was talking in tongues, Hilarious! I don't like it when people do that I always laugh and people hate me for laughing at it but it just tickles my funny bone I'm sorry!
Anywho Lauren America just arrived. She still gonna be my babymomma. She fine like a bitch! Sorry for cussing in the house of the lord/elementary school.
(I can't remember if I posted the blog where I was in church in London last time when I first mentioned her)
*Important SideNote: my Laptop gave up on me after a year and a half of loyal Service =(
And now I'm just waiting for the drama to start people to get white blankets thrown over them, hearing people speak in tongues, and people bumping their heads while they tryna feel the holy spirit. And now they singing standing and dancing. I'm sorry but I do NOT like Gospel music. I just don't. Its just a repetition of a line or 2or 3 for 5 minutes flowing over to a next song sounding like 1 long drama...
There's this really cute guy sittin behind me! He dark skinned, wearing jordan (turn on!) And grey skinnies with a yellow hoodie. And he hovering me and my fro the whole time LOL
The service for the rest was ok! And the most interesting part was that me and my mother got a prophecy by the prophet attending/hosting the convention. Well it wasn't too hard to pick me out of the bunch I'm 1 of the tallest (even sitting down) and I had an afro as big as the moon. Anyways he came up to me after a while and asked me why I didn't go to church that much, true! I don't go to church that often and told him I don't get the chance too. Then he said I should make this my resident church and should be here every Sunday. After that I had to get up and he told me in keylines:
- I will prosper and the oil of Jesus will drip on my head
- Millions will come to me at a young age
- the lord is seeing all the ideas in my head and they are good
- and that when I get rich I shouldn't forget about him and the church LOL
So imma be a millionaire at a young age... I really want it to happen LOL and I've been dreaming bout it, so now I just have to make it happen.
Church ended at 1am and I was mad hungry!!!!! So I attacked the Doritos bag I brought with me while I went through the whole "OMG (pointing at me and my mom) is that ur brother" act we get from most of the church people that don't know me... LOL me and my moms are the same length look alike and are pretty (so I've heard, u know I'm not the one to brag)
In the car on our way home we discussed our prophecies because right after me my mom got 1 too. He said that she's unhappily in a marriage now and that the wedding was rushed and that she had 3 men disappoint her in her life but she will find a God fearing guy and have the wedding she dreamed of. So I guess it was a good night for the family...
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